I am Zit Pomney and I am running for President. I have a vision for America. I want to bring jobs to this country. I know I am the front runner but I am a tough boy, I can take the attacks from the other candidates. I will get America back to work. I will work hard for America. America is a great place with great people. And we need to balance our budget
"I love how the current candidates don't actually say anything of substance 99.9% of the time. So I have created my fictional characters, meet Zit Pomney"